In the news yesterday . . . an alligator was found under a car in the Entergy parking lot. Apparently, at night alligators travel, and this 5-foot guy left his Pearl River home and decided to go to town. When the sun began to rise, he quickly looked for shade and found it under Ms. Entergy Employee's car. Fortunately, some co-workers spotted him before she did and the Dept. of Wild Life was quickly called in. My favorite part of the story is her comment upon discovering the gator: 'I don't have time for this!" A classic mother-response when her schedule is so rudely interrupted, even by a 5-foot gator!
A robbery, caught on videotape, was broadcast on the local news last night. Two men, both wearing helmets, pulled up and parked in front of a convenience store. The man riding in the rear jumps off and enters the store. He announces that this is a robbery and demands the money from the register. Then he demands money from all the customers in the store. He goes around, one by one, taking money, but pauses at a young girl, and says 'I like you . . . you can keep your money." She replies, "Thank you." Then he leaves. So girls, make sure you always look nice--it may save your wallet during a hold-up!
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